Your Results:

	1.	Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
	2.	Kent McManigal (campaign suspended) (86%) Information link
	3.	Ron Paul (79%) Information link
	4.	Wayne Allyn Root (78%) Information link
	5.	Alan Keyes (78%) Information link
	6.	John McCain (66%) Information link
	7.	Chuck Hagel (not running) (65%) Information link
	8.	Tom Tancredo (withdrawn, endorsed Romney) (65%) Information link
	9.	Mitt Romney (withdrawn, endorsed McCain) (63%) Information link
	10.	Newt Gingrich (says he will not run) (59%) Information link
	11.	Jim Gilmore (withdrawn) (58%) Information link
	12.	Stephen Colbert (campaign halted) (56%) Information link
	13.	Sam Brownback (withdrawn, endorsed McCain) (56%) Information link
	14.	Duncan Hunter (withdrawn, endorsed Huckabee) (53%) Information link
	15.	Fred Thompson (withdrawn) (53%) Information link
	16.	Barack Obama (48%) Information link
	17.	Rudolph Giuliani (withdrawn, endorsed McCain) (47%) Information link
	18.	Bill Richardson (withdrawn) (46%) Information link
	19.	Al Gore (not announced) (45%) Information link
	20.	Christopher Dodd (withdrawn) (45%) Information link
	21.	Tommy Thompson (withdrawn, endorsed Giuliani) (44%) Information link
	22.	Hillary Clinton (43%) Information link
	23.	Wesley Clark (not running, endorsed Clinton) (40%) Information link
	24.	Mike Huckabee (39%) Information link
	25.	Joseph Biden (withdrawn) (39%) Information link
	26.	Dennis Kucinich (withdrawn) (39%) Information link
	27.	John Edwards (withdrawn) (37%) Information link
	28.	Michael Bloomberg (says he will not run) (36%) Information link
	29.	Alan Augustson (campaign suspended) (35%) Information link
	30.	Mike Gravel (34%) Information link
	31.	Elaine Brown (8%) Information link

Here is what puts a (viscous) damper (or dashpot) on my social life:

Compressible Aerodynamics
Aircraft Sructural Dynamics
Flight Dynamics
Modeling and Symulation of Dynamic Systems
Special Topics in Aerodynamics

I often sit at my desk with razor blades.

just by the by


I am 1 part shipping and receiving department, 1 part quality department, and 1 part "don't look board when my boss doesn't have anything for me to do" department.

The old man storms into the office my boss and I share. Through heavy breaths he says "well there was a fire today." We gave a courtesy laugh assuming he was joking. Yesterday my boss, Corey, asked Stan if there was a fire in the sheet metal room. Stan gave him a hard time for not knowing what the explosion mold, grinding and welding smell like. Stan wasn't laughing any more. Yesterday he was grinding with sparks flying at the wall. Today he rotated his "rig." Most of the sparks were flying at the wall. Others found a dry shop towel on the floor and began to smolder. Not far away was a can of MEK, a strong liquid solvent with flammable vapors, that Stan claims he closed. Stan looks up from his work after the room becomes very bright. The old man's pure white hair and handlebar mustache run for the fire extinguisher that has never been used in the history of this company. A yellowish-white powder suffocates the flame. A plume of smoke exists the building through large box fans installed in the exterior walls of the shop room. Stan looks at his work bench, tools and hardware covered with powder. A bag melted to shreds gives freedom to 3000 tiny rivets. Corey and I explode with authentic laughter as we evaluate the scene. Stan’s still not laughing; he's upset about the mess on his project. The old man gathers his Girl Scout cookies and flannel coat and goes home.

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State Budget: Indicate the funding levels you will support for the following general categories.
Greatly Increase Funding	a) Education (Higher)
Greatly Increase Funding	b) Education (K-12)
Slightly Increase Funding	c) Environment
Greatly Increase Funding	d) Health care
Slightly Increase Funding	e) Law enforcement
Slightly Increase Funding	f) Transportation and Highway infrastructure
Maintain Funding Status	g) Welfare

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Representative Ronald Ernest 'Ron' Paul (TX)

Indicate what changes you support (if any) concerning levels of federal funding for the following categories. Select one number only.
Greatly Decrease	a) AIDS Programs
Greatly Decrease	b) Arts funding
Greatly Decrease	c) Education (K-12)
Greatly Decrease	d) Environmental programs
Greatly Decrease	e) Housing projects
Greatly Decrease	f) Job training programs
Greatly Decrease	g) Law enforcement
Greatly Decrease	h) Medicaid
Greatly Decrease	i) Medicare
Greatly Decrease	j) NASA
Greatly Decrease	k) Student loan programs
Greatly Decrease	l) Welfare (AFDC)
Greatly Decrease	m) Other

Indicate which level of government should have primary responsibility for the following services. Select one level only.
Federal	1) Border security
State	2) Civil rights enforcement
Local	3) Education
State	4) Environmental cleanup
None	5) Job training
State	6) Law enforcement
None	7) Low-income housing
State	8) Medicaid
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I passed!

My Astronautics class makes me happy. This is the first thing I stumbled this morning.

Cellphoneless

Fully alive....debatable.

I'm going to go home and sleep like this. Any attempts to wake me will fail.

I just can't quite get my feet on the ground.

I'm lost in the world of aerodynamics. I can't figure out how to step down out of the confusion. I whine and bark in frustration.

I could use a good aero textbook to just suck on for a while.

All I can do is laugh.

Divine Academic Achievement.

I like sleep.

This is how I feel about my aircraft structures midterm.

From: UTA Engineering Undergraduates on behalf of Carter, Chris K
Sent: Mon 9/24/2007 11:30 AM
To: ENGIUNDERGRAD@LISTSERV.UTA.EDU
Subject: MCTC Oct 3 Jeff Smith - Tech Skills for Humanitarian Purposes




Sponsored by the Mid-Cities Technical Club and the UTA College of Engineering.

You are invited to an exciting presentation at 7 am Wednesday October 3 in the
Rady Room, 6th floor Nedderman Hall, UTA. In case of overflow we will be in
Room 100 Nedderman Hall.

Using Your Technical Skills for Humanitarian Purposes


Jeff Smith, Ph.D.
President & CEO
Ublip, Inc.



In 2006, UT Arlington alumnus Jeff Smith received the Kauffman Foundation's Community Award in recognition of his successful efforts to improve the economic conditions of the citizens of Magote, a mountain village in Honduras. Kauffman Community Awards were created in 2002 to honor entrepreneurs who have made a significant difference in their communities and to recognize their valuable philanthropic contributions to society. In this presentation, Smith will describe how and why people with technical skills can become involved in humanitarian service.



Dr. Jeff Smith received M.S. and Ph.D. degrees in Computer Science & Engineering at UT Arlington. In 1993, he co-founded and served as president and CEO of OnRamp Technologies, which grew to become one of the largest web-hosting companies in the world. In 2002, Smith founded SensorLogic, one of the industry's first Telemetry Service Providers, considered a pioneer in the emerging machine-to-machine communications market. Most recently, he founded Ublip, a provider of location tracking software allowing companies to instantly locate vehicles, company assets, or personnel - anything that moves.


PLEASE JOIN US FOR BREAKFAST. Come early and stay late to network with
students, faculty and industry engineers.


The Rady Room opens at 6:45 am and closes at 8:30 am. No breakfast charge, if you make advanced reservations. To make reservations go to www.midcitiestechclub.org <http://www.midcitiestechclub.org/> No breakfast charge for students or for first or second time guests.



PLEASE DISTRIBUTE TO ANY PERSON OR GROUP THAT WOULD BE INTERESTED

The mission of the Mid-Cities Technical Club is to promote the interchange of ideas, especially in the field of social, civic and professional advancement of the technical professions, to broaden the acquaintance of members of the profession, and to make the technical knowledge of the members available to
the public in whatever manner may be advisable.



John D. Patterson, Ph.D.
Associate Dean College of Engineering
The University of Texas at Arlington
817-272-3679
john.patterson@uta.edu

________________________________

I'm trying to make a reservation so that I can attend but don't know how. should I submit a guest reservation?

Thank you
Omar Rosales
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Omar,
I went to one of these about a year ago, if you log on to their website they have a form you can fill out. That's all you need to do, and if you are in 1104 it counts as one of your "events".

Laura
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lmfao

i must be on the wrong mailing list, b/c i am not in 1104, and i am not omar.
thanks!

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lmfao, hes dumb
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hey who is omar haha i keep getting this frickin email
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Hey! I know who he is! I have a class with him!!!
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haha this email will be sent to EVERYBODY! sup chris.
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I'd like to clarify, Omar does NOT eat kittens, or babies. At least as far as I know. Hey Matt.
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whats up chris...whats crackin man

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Please stop abusing the engineering undergraduate listserv.

- David Wilson

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Are you serious? Like it amuses you all to send stuff back n forth?
Pls be mature and stop this nonsense! People like me don't wanna read about what you think about anybody or whats going on with you. I REALLY DON'T SO STOP ABUSING THE LISTSERV!
Wendy.
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Calm down sunshine. Stressing out it's good for your blood pressure.

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Subject: unsubscribe





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Can I block these annoying emails?

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to UNSUBSCRIBE from this listserv do the following

email: listserv@listserv.uta.edu
subject: (leave blank)
body: unsubscribe ENGIUNDERGRAD@LISTSERV.UTA.EDU

personally I find all these emails really amusing
but I see some of you are losing your minds
if its that bad you now can remove yourself from this amusing service

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To UTA-MAE Engineering Students,

This email is intended for the UTA student body of the MAE Engineering department who want to express any type of concern on the way the CadLab at Woolf Hall is being managed by David Hutch Carpenter. Specifically the communication deficiency that this individual has in corresponding with the student body. If you personally have been a victim of unfair treatment and disrespect from this individual you may express this directly to his higher authority for immediate action to be taken. Several students have come forward to address this issue and have made some progress to correct this problem. The more people who address this issue, the faster the problem will be corrected. You can email Dr. Wilson directly with any complaints with regard to David Hutch Carpenter (Cadlab supervisor).

(Confidentiality of your identity with Dr. Wilson if needed will be kept)

Dr. Donald Wilson

Email: Wilson@uta.edu <mailto:Wilson@uta.edu>

Phone: 817-272-2603

Mail Box: 19018

Woolf Hall, Room No.: 211B

Only with voicing our opinions and standing up for what is right and fair regarding the treatment of the student body at UTA can changes come about by higher authority to correct the injustices of individuals like David Hutch Carpenter.

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Well okay,

Since I started this, I was wondering if i could get some use out of it. Can anyone show me how to get on Limewire here, as in on campus? My music library has halted it's continuous growth of new, better songs because I cannot access Limewire. If anyone can help with this dilema I'd be very grateful.

Thank you,
Omar Rosales

P.S. Don't reply to the list. send it to my email omar_51389@yahoo.com

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YOU'RE ALL FUCKING MORONS AND I HATE YOU ALL. STOP FUCKING REPLYING.

YOU ARE THE REASON NO ONE CHECKS THEIR MAVMAIL ANYMORE.

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Let's watch the language please. Remember this is over a large distribution list. If the emails bother you that much just remove yourself from the mailing list. Or you could always just delete the unwanted ones (assuming you're not too busy to click a little "X").

Thanks


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Sean Thomas is right. This kinda thing happens but once a semester. You could always just click the little "x" and its no big deal. Personally i find this amusing and to the part that said that we're the reason noone checks their mavamil? you're dumb if you think that. Hey, omar. you find out how to get limewire on UTA? let me know if you did.....look me up on mavmail

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To all undergraduate engineering students:

I wanted to take a moment to clarify the purpose of this list serve and the question about Limewire. The "UTA Engineering Undergraduates" list serve was created by the College of Engineering, for use by the College
of Engineering, in disseminating information relevant to all of those subscribed to it. At last count, each e-mail to this list serve is received by more than 1,800 students in the College of Engineering.
Few, if any of these, find foul language or an advertisement for a girlfriend entertaining. This list serve was not intended for personal use by students to distribute a MySpace page, find a girlfriend, send shout outs to friends, devise a means of circumventing international copyright law, or anything else. As such, I am asking that all subscribers to this list serve exhibit some self-control and refrain from spamming your fellow classmates. If you have a question, comment, concern, or information you think should be passed on to a large number of students, please use the proper channel for doing so. For questions, comments, or concerns, contact the proper UTA entity. If there is information you feel is beneficial to all students on this list serve, please contact the College of Engineering to discuss your options for distributing this information. If that does not work, contact myself or another Joint Concil of Engineering Organizations (JCEO) officer and we will make sure you are put in touch with the right person. Please do not take it upon yourself to use this list serve without the permission of the College of Engineering. The e-mail traffic of the past few days is evidence of
what can happen. With regards to the Limewire problem, using this illegal, file-sharing application is a violation of international copyright law and the UTA security policy you all signed before receiving your netID and password. This software policy is also displayed as the desktop background on any UTA PC you log onto around campus. By using, or continuing to use Limewire and other file-sharing applications, you put yourself and the university at risk of serious legal repercussions. As a student at UTA, I am asking that all students be considerate of their classmates and refrain from using these applications. Should someone feel the need to be funny or make a joke of a serious situation, please e-mail me personally. Do not spam 1,800 other students. We are all tired of deleting these e-mails and would appreciate the courtesy and maturity of all students.
If you have any other questions, please feel free to contact me or stop by the JCEO office in 216 Nedderman Hall. We are here to represent the students of the College of Engineering and if there is anything we can
do to fulfill that duty, please let us know.

P.S. Please do not unsubscribe from this list serve. It works only to your benefit to receive e-mails from the College of Engineering about upcoming events, career fairs, and other activities.

Thank you for your time and cooperation,

Christopher L. Harrison
President, Joint Council of Engineering Organizations
University of Texas at Arlington
Office: 216 NH
Phone: 817-272-3118
E-mail: christopher.harrison@uta.edu

Something is going to break.

Poses

Possess: have, hold, own, enjoy, take, acquire, seize, have power over

Posses: group, gang, company, body of people, party, band, mob (plural of posse)

Posies: bouquet, bunch of flowers, spray

Posers: problem, question, puzzle, conundrum, challenge, riddle

World Lit- -poop
US Gov't
Astronautics 1
Incompressible Aerodynamics
Aerospace Structural Statics

I now poses 2 DVDs of wedding pictures. : )

Pics from the flower girl/ring bearer camera.

Send me yours.

you can practically smell the puppy breath

Puppies!

29 days people.

Last Fling?

Barbie?

Why do guys make getting drunk so much easier? Strange.














Roman Orgie
with protection.

My Love.

Can necessities be overrated?
If so I'll be glad to take your donations of sleep and money.

If we saw the "accurate" depiction of our initial perception, would we then form the same perception?

Type O Negative.
Awesome.
(I've never seen so much simultaneous black clothing and cleavage.)

There were a lot of zombies on campus today.

A week of heartburn.

The fear of 3 more.

I'm late. I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello good buy. I'm late.

STRESS

I'm tired. I'll set my alarm for June?

What intangible thing has an inerrant (or invariable - for Lesbo and Rosene) scale of measure?

I vote no.

The Christian life is like a closed integral of a state function: even though the magnitude of "awesome" may vary from + to - throughout different points in time, in the end we are perfectly complete.

Does that make a non-believer a path function? -if you consider the final state boundary condition of <0.

Today is always different than yesterday and tomarrow.

If everyone was the same there would be no beauty.

Camping Fun

Too many good ones to post.

Kid's cup on the bar top.

Burnin one in sweatpants.

My Valentine.

We like each other.

Speed and my mom.

Speed and me. It is so fun to go uncontrolably down a hill, over a mound of ice and into the condo parking lot.

The group.

( it was really bright)

I made the Honor Roll. Weird.

So....wedding eh? I think we finally have the major stuff taken care of: reception, church, photographer, hair, tuxes, music, dresses. Other than that, who knows. Here's a bouquet that I'm not using, but cool color.


Check out this dude.



Classes Started Tuesday, then canceled today. Good? I have a pretty full schedule: 15hr of class, 20hr of work, wedding planning, fiance, life?

You'll see these guys again...somewhere...

Scared?

awesome.

We have confirmation.

I have a roommate through July 31st, 2007. Whoot.

I have to babysit my printer at work. Poor thing keeps choking.


I was chased to class buy a cardboard box. A sign it is November.


So I met this guy......

check this out!

How precious...

They do exist.....










hot car for sale!

First serious post in 8 years:

(Who knows, something else might happen in 8 years.)

I’m taking a political science class on state and local government. At first I was only appreciative that the professor was my comic relief in between statics and engineering analysis II. However, discussing the Texas bill of rights and certain provisions it makes along with the controversial issue of same-sex marriages, I wonder the validity of a marriage license. Now before making Neper feel like such an ass because of the idea that I would get any of these concepts from that guy I know (although he did cultivate interest and basis), at least pretend like you skimmed the post.

Why do people get “married”? legal or church

a.) sovereign union - - public declaration of covenant between man, woman and God, originating and intended purpose centered around religion

b.) get (in TX) insurance benefits, inheritance rights, and ability to file joint tax returns

c.) secular, attempt at guilt free - - some rationalization or structure to social practices, legally binding contract (b & c including gay marriage)

Now, it seems to me that each of these could take place without a marriage license.

a.) Have a Church wedding

b.) Make legal provisions ( i.e. written will)

c.) Make a legally binding contract fearing separation (same idea as a prenuptial agreement, or community property clause)

A classmate sent me an email regarding his opinions of the Establishment Clause, its too often interpretation and repercussions thereof. This brought to my attention that the First Amendment prevents the government from mandating a religious act. (Think about that for a second. An alternative wording or interpretation I prefer.) Hold that thought.

A Common law marriage in TX occurs at the point one of the following takes place

a.) same residence for at least 60 consecutive days

b.) register at accommodations as Mr. and Mrs.

c.) Publicly claim to be married

Now, granted millions of Americans live under these conditions and nothing ever comes of it, yet is this not legally declaring two (the quantity, a whole different issue) people as being married? Is marriage a solely religious practice? Considering any motive except for a sovereign union, could take place without religion (or “church”) involved, is this not the only form of marriage, leaving anything else to fall more realistically as a construction or convenience of society?

So the rationale of a marriage license or any gov’t recognition of marriage would be what again?

I presume you either have no answer or oh poor Neper. My bad.

job? offer?
yes, ma'am!


i'm excited!!!!

lIPS lIKE mORPHINE
kILL hANNAH


I want a girl with lips like morphine,
Knock me out every time they touch me.
I wanna feel a kiss just crush me,
And break me down.

Knock me out (knock me out),
Knock me out (knock me out).
Cause I’ve waited for all my life,
To be here with you tonight.

I want a girl with lips like morphine,
Blow a kiss that leaves me gasping.
And I wanna feel that lightning strike me,
And burn me down.

Knock me out (knock me out),
Knock me out (knock me out).
Cause I’ve waited for all my life,
To be here with you tonight.
Just put me on my back,
Knock me out again.

I want a girl with lips like morphine,
Knock me out every time they touch me.
I want a girl with lips like morphine,
To knock me out.

See I’ve waited for all my life,
To be here with you tonight.
Just put me on my back,
Knock me out again.

Dune

I'm pretty sure it comes down to a love story masked with enough testosterone for the average male reader to eagerly swallow.

Flyleaf..............I'd do her.

Korn................awesome.

Andre-Marie ?

a.) dude
b.) chick
c.) fag


(Hint: 1820)

I spy.....

any guesses?

"What surprised me about this bike is it's acceleration from 60mph to however
fast I'm willing to take it. I KNOW it will go two-miles-a-minute in 4th
gear (it's a five speed).

Later,
Daniel"



I'm pretty sure Speed should just give it to ME! :-)

Inlaws? I don't have any of those.

So my mom called me this morning and and refered to C-4's family as "the inlaws." I guess she's just one step ahead of him. :-)

Family meeting family? Who does that? Well, it’s all over now. After 4 buckets of cat hair and a massive margarita vase bouquet, the weekend began. With enough cheddar worst for gazing children and a whole chocolate cake for me, C-4 was well prepared. Having been banished from the kitchen, it proved quite difficult to sneak a dishwasher load at all. The mothers started sharing their life stories within 10 minutes whereas it took the dads two days to realize they could talk about artillery indefinitely. There wasn't any biting or fighting, and the only frown came from Calvin due to mere boredom while enduring a pink purse pursuit in the mall. Everyone went home happy and seemingly pleased with how the weekend went. Too bad Calvin never got his dollar; wait a minute, neither did I :-)

I know someone who is comfortable telling someone that their "opinions are wrong."

Well apparently he's not the first or only one to bring about what some concider an insulting point.

"Error of opinion may be tolerated," he declared, "where reason is left free to combat it." --Jefferson

recent thoughts



appearance. why. to please who.

ourselves. society. God.

• when the later is met, then is final judgment made by appearance.
• too often.
• where are they parallel.
• can they all agree, or is that the only point when ur truly in the right b/c ur thoughts and desires are those similar to God.
• or does the fact that society thinks it is wrong, rule out any possibility of a guilt free action.
• is no thought processed passed the point of social acceptence.
  

What an awesome wkend besides the fact that it’s over. It was really nice to just relax and not have anything to stress over besides brake lights and a heap of laundry. I even got to work on my formerly non-existent tan and finish Evangelion (not simultaneously : )! It’s a real bummer (yes, in the butt) that parents can at times seem to lose the logic they tried to teach us. All will be resolved.

I'm still enjoying work, because I don't. Ok well, I show up but I’m basically the recorded voice you hear when you call any technology-on-par company. I even got to read a text book at work today!

Speaking of which, I started my first summer school class tonight. The first half of US history (I already took the second). It seems like it'll be alright. The prof is attempting a different approach than is typical. He had fun making all the class realize how little we really knew about history (pointing out, or more so bringing us to the conclusion that we're all dumb Americans), emphasizing that this class will be different than what you got from the high school coach : )

Matty's O-face

Have you had a "ball-exchange" lately?

I passed.

And now I'm getting paid to sit on my ass. Always nice.

Recent Starbucks experience
_______

"you know that RULE! Never get your hair cut before a big event!"

"I don't shrink."

"She used be 5'3", now she's 5'1"

"People think I'm a model. Ya, I get that all the time."

"He's going to buy my after-prom outfit."

"I need to get some wedges."
_______

Contents of the Starbucks parking lot

Toyota, Honda, Cadillac, new to owner 2002 BMW 745LI, Toyota, Lexis, Pontiac, Lexis, pedal bike converted to a motor bike( wtf!)

_______

ok now, serious question...

What's the point of a tattoo on your lower back if you cover it with your lime green underwear coming out the top of your low-rise clam diggers?

I've just been converted.

Everyone should read more Chuch Palahnananaiuk.

Just for the record, the whether today is gray and clam with a splotch of chaos.

No more FORTRAN! Whoot! I finally finished my last project for my numerical analysis and programming class. That was a bear. But thanks to a close individual with a plethora of c knowledge far beyond my own, we managed to create some code of awesome.

ok, serious question...Who else can say their boyfriend will help her program in c and FORTRAN one day and then endure shoe shopping the next?

Pretty amazing if u ask me : )

3 weeks.
Testing the last 18.
Freedom from the current obligations, volunteering for more.
Acknowledging it can't possibly be completed before may of '09.
Enjoying the meantime.
Looking ahead.

picnic bench in the park?


well, yes...

within a chain link fence, amongst the headstones of 'infant #2' and 'twins #6.'



just a little creepy

Matty's a giutar hero!


Are you?

Classic Moments....

C-4 and Lesbo are coworkers.

I got a massive 100% on my calc III test.

LeTournites discovered Dallas.

Matty is awesome.

I met Jose.

Rosene becomes trendy.

Lesbo won.

I walk through trees and run into possums...

There are a few other things here at UTA that I found rather amusing today. On any computers available for student use, the desktop has the list of policies and procedures in regards to proper use. Check out some portions of this list...

-"If found, the user will be logged off."

-"Do not presume the expectation of privacy."

-"Abusers will be asked to leave."

- "Computers must not be left unattended."

-"Plead print responsibly" (my favorite. Wait a minute was that drink or print?)