Recent Starbucks experience
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"you know that RULE! Never get your hair cut before a big event!"

"I don't shrink."

"She used be 5'3", now she's 5'1"

"People think I'm a model. Ya, I get that all the time."

"He's going to buy my after-prom outfit."

"I need to get some wedges."
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Contents of the Starbucks parking lot

Toyota, Honda, Cadillac, new to owner 2002 BMW 745LI, Toyota, Lexis, Pontiac, Lexis, pedal bike converted to a motor bike( wtf!)

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ok now, serious question...

What's the point of a tattoo on your lower back if you cover it with your lime green underwear coming out the top of your low-rise clam diggers?