I sent this to my dad. It made me grin : )

Once upon a time there was a little girl who went to a little school. Her big brother went to this little school too. Whenever the little girl wanted to go to Wally World (aka Wal-mart) her big brother would zoom over and take her on this great adventure. They had an exciting time on these outings as the yellow stripes whizzed by and the wind flooded their helmets. Being frugal college children, it was important that these little trips did not burn holes in the big brothers pockets. (Children shouldn’t play with fire.)

All of a sudden…Swirl, swish, flip…the little girl realized that soon she would not be at the little school with her big brother. What would she do when she gets a rumbly in her tumbly and needs to go to the food store? Now, the little girl’s daddy had a little white car that he could let his little girl use. But this car is a special car. It goes put-put-put down the road. It goes from home to school and school to home, but the rest of the year the little car sits. It sits and sits and sits. So the little girl could use her daddy’s little white car to get to the new big school but how is she to get to church, to the food store, or to the book store?

The little girl had so much fun when she got to ride on her big brother’s two-wheel car at the small school that she wanted to learn how to go vroom-vroom. Now the little girl’s daddy had a vroom-vroom machine too. When he was a little boy he loved to go zoom. But the little girl’s daddy never got the paper that said he was allowed to go zoom and the little girl wasn’t allowed to go zoom either. BAM! The little girl suddenly thought of the best idea ever! EVER! The little girl and her awesome dad could take the zoom class together! The little girl’s daddy could give her tips at the zoom class and the little girl can learn how to zoom like her daddy. Then once they go show their zoom papers they could have daddy-daughter time going zoom zoom. They can even go zoom with big brother!

Now if the little girl knows how to go zoom all by herself she could even go zoom around the new big school. Just like big brother the little girl didn’t want to start fires, like mommy and daddy taught them. If the little girl had a vroom-vroom machine she could prevent burning anymore holes. Not to mention she could carry her food bag and go to the food store, she could go zoom-zoom (instead of put-put) to the church, and even go zoom to the study group.

The little girl liked her idea so much that she wrote a letter to Santa. The little girl told Santa how much she wanted to go zoom with her daddy. Santa also found out that the little girl wanted to go zoom with big brother. Santa realized that if the little girl could go zoom, the daddy and the little girl could have fun adventures, but the little girl could also let the little white car sit and sit and sit.

your little girl