"What surprised me about this bike is it's acceleration from 60mph to however
fast I'm willing to take it. I KNOW it will go two-miles-a-minute in 4th
gear (it's a five speed).

Later,
Daniel"



I'm pretty sure Speed should just give it to ME! :-)

Inlaws? I don't have any of those.

So my mom called me this morning and and refered to C-4's family as "the inlaws." I guess she's just one step ahead of him. :-)

Family meeting family? Who does that? Well, it’s all over now. After 4 buckets of cat hair and a massive margarita vase bouquet, the weekend began. With enough cheddar worst for gazing children and a whole chocolate cake for me, C-4 was well prepared. Having been banished from the kitchen, it proved quite difficult to sneak a dishwasher load at all. The mothers started sharing their life stories within 10 minutes whereas it took the dads two days to realize they could talk about artillery indefinitely. There wasn't any biting or fighting, and the only frown came from Calvin due to mere boredom while enduring a pink purse pursuit in the mall. Everyone went home happy and seemingly pleased with how the weekend went. Too bad Calvin never got his dollar; wait a minute, neither did I :-)

I know someone who is comfortable telling someone that their "opinions are wrong."

Well apparently he's not the first or only one to bring about what some concider an insulting point.

"Error of opinion may be tolerated," he declared, "where reason is left free to combat it." --Jefferson

recent thoughts



appearance. why. to please who.

ourselves. society. God.

• when the later is met, then is final judgment made by appearance.
• too often.
• where are they parallel.
• can they all agree, or is that the only point when ur truly in the right b/c ur thoughts and desires are those similar to God.
• or does the fact that society thinks it is wrong, rule out any possibility of a guilt free action.
• is no thought processed passed the point of social acceptence.
  

What an awesome wkend besides the fact that it’s over. It was really nice to just relax and not have anything to stress over besides brake lights and a heap of laundry. I even got to work on my formerly non-existent tan and finish Evangelion (not simultaneously : )! It’s a real bummer (yes, in the butt) that parents can at times seem to lose the logic they tried to teach us. All will be resolved.

I'm still enjoying work, because I don't. Ok well, I show up but I’m basically the recorded voice you hear when you call any technology-on-par company. I even got to read a text book at work today!

Speaking of which, I started my first summer school class tonight. The first half of US history (I already took the second). It seems like it'll be alright. The prof is attempting a different approach than is typical. He had fun making all the class realize how little we really knew about history (pointing out, or more so bringing us to the conclusion that we're all dumb Americans), emphasizing that this class will be different than what you got from the high school coach : )

Matty's O-face

Have you had a "ball-exchange" lately?

I passed.

And now I'm getting paid to sit on my ass. Always nice.

Recent Starbucks experience
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"you know that RULE! Never get your hair cut before a big event!"

"I don't shrink."

"She used be 5'3", now she's 5'1"

"People think I'm a model. Ya, I get that all the time."

"He's going to buy my after-prom outfit."

"I need to get some wedges."
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Contents of the Starbucks parking lot

Toyota, Honda, Cadillac, new to owner 2002 BMW 745LI, Toyota, Lexis, Pontiac, Lexis, pedal bike converted to a motor bike( wtf!)

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ok now, serious question...

What's the point of a tattoo on your lower back if you cover it with your lime green underwear coming out the top of your low-rise clam diggers?

I've just been converted.

Everyone should read more Chuch Palahnananaiuk.

Just for the record, the whether today is gray and clam with a splotch of chaos.

No more FORTRAN! Whoot! I finally finished my last project for my numerical analysis and programming class. That was a bear. But thanks to a close individual with a plethora of c knowledge far beyond my own, we managed to create some code of awesome.

ok, serious question...Who else can say their boyfriend will help her program in c and FORTRAN one day and then endure shoe shopping the next?

Pretty amazing if u ask me : )

3 weeks.
Testing the last 18.
Freedom from the current obligations, volunteering for more.
Acknowledging it can't possibly be completed before may of '09.
Enjoying the meantime.
Looking ahead.

picnic bench in the park?


well, yes...

within a chain link fence, amongst the headstones of 'infant #2' and 'twins #6.'



just a little creepy

Matty's a giutar hero!


Are you?

Classic Moments....

C-4 and Lesbo are coworkers.

I got a massive 100% on my calc III test.

LeTournites discovered Dallas.

Matty is awesome.

I met Jose.

Rosene becomes trendy.

Lesbo won.

I walk through trees and run into possums...

There are a few other things here at UTA that I found rather amusing today. On any computers available for student use, the desktop has the list of policies and procedures in regards to proper use. Check out some portions of this list...

-"If found, the user will be logged off."

-"Do not presume the expectation of privacy."

-"Abusers will be asked to leave."

- "Computers must not be left unattended."

-"Plead print responsibly" (my favorite. Wait a minute was that drink or print?)

I'm faced with a great dilema this weekend...

pool..... or....hot tub.....?

Chick?



or



Tool?

Roommates simultaneously passed out at 3 in the afternoon.

How cute?

Another way C-4 is like Jesus.....

ok, maybe just Aslan....

you know what I’m talking about, same birth date yada...yada.

well, the man himself got shaven. in preparation for a must succeed interview, his will was overcome by a woman. not any ordinary woman, but one of power, one of stature. What woman alone could alter any aspect of his beliefs and allow such a thing to happen?


the one that held the scissors.

to bad that woman isn't me : )

so, the side burns took a leave of absence. however, i venture to say they will soon return.


I find this even more amusing coupled with the fact that, when I was talking to my mom and told her about his interview and all, she asked, "Did he get rid of the sideburns?"